There's this idea out there that the more abstract one's god is, the more respectable the belief.

"My god is beyond sex. My god is neither man nor woman."
"My god is neither human nor beast"
"Oh yeah? My god isn't even protoplasm"
"That's nothing! My god has no material substrate"
"Oh yeah? My god has no form"
"Oh yeah? My god isn't even in space"
"Ha! My god is beyond time and space"
"Pffft! My god is so abstract he is beyond logic"
"Oh yeah? My god is so abstract he is beyond being beyond anything"

Anyway, my point is that my god is so abstract he doesn't even exist.

prenju wants to know if the new Domestic Violence laws apply to those who got married before the law was enacted.

Letter to the Editor:
Dear Sir,
About the new Domestic Violence laws, I would like to know if it applies retroactively to all marriages. I am a very hard-working person with a tough job and tend to relax in the evenings by kicking my wife around and abusing her. In fact, this was one of the reasons I got married. If this law applies to all marriages, it's a grave injustice that the terms of my contract have been changed without my consent.

Yours sincerely

My Interests Collage Generator made me about sixty new friends and doubled my friends-list. Yes! I have LOTS of lj-friends. So if you see a subtle change in the content of my posts, it's only because I'm catering to an international audience now.

So Tom Cruise. What a kook, huh? And Paramount has cut all ties with him. He deserves it too. Those who haven't read up on scientology, you have to. It's hilarious. How could anyone believe in something as dumb as that? As opposed to say a religion like Christianity. Where God sends his only son to be born of a virgin and to suffer for all our sins including the big one when the first woman was tempted by a snake to eat from the Tree of Knowledge in the Garden of Eden.
(No, really, check it out. It's hilarious -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity)

And btw, these PETA activists are a bunch of assholes and fuckheads. Don't they know that animals don't actually feel any pain? Animals only ACT like they feel pain. Because that's the way God made them! Also, meat is very tasty.

Five years ago, September 11, 2001. A day of horrific tragedy. A day of deep sorrow.
It was on this day that 24,000 people died of hunger. Like the day before that day. And the day after. And yesterday.

If you do not approve of this post or if you think it's a piece of shit, it's because you're anti-ga_woo.
You're either with me or you're against me.

I used to be Really Cool. Nothing could faze me.

If a car swerves towards me and nearly hits me while I was with a friend, he'd go "Hooooly Shit! You could have died."
"Yeah"
"What do you mean Yeah? That car missed you by an inch. You could fucking be on the road bleeding right now."
"But I'm not. Duh!"

Or if someone almost drops an anvil on my head.
"Fuck! That guy almost dropped that anvil..."
"But he didn't."
"He almost did!"
"Yet, he didn't. What difference does it make if he almost did or completely didn't? I'm not almost dead, am I?"

That is until I read about the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics.
Now I'm afraid to leave the house.

Ask a Great Programmer how they got into programming and you'll hear something like this:
I used to tinker with this Commodore SX-64 Portable in school. No, I think it really began with the HP calculator I used to program with their RPN stack language when I was 12 years old. And then it was fun making the MITS Altair 8800 do weird stuff. Basically, I realised at a very young age that I was surrounded by programmable digital machines.

Nobody ever says: I worked in Turbo C on Windows. That's what we had in our college labs.

Damn.

Am reading a Wrox book about Javascript

Inset highlighted "point" in the book:

Even though integers can be represented as octal and hexadecimal literals, all mathematical operations return decimal results.


P.S: Please feel free to embarass me if that statement makes any sense at all

subtle_blues reminded me about a certain type of human being.

Moron: If women dressed more conservatively, there would be fewer rapes.

You: If there were no women, there would be fewer rapes.

(Moron: That's brilliant. Why didn't I think of that before?)

Here are a few alternate brilliant observations:

If there were no men, there would be fewer rapes.

If men stayed indoors, there would be fewer rapes.

If women agreed to have sex with every man who asks for it, there would be fewer rapes.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET'S REDUCE THE NUMBER OF RAPES!!

Update:
vandyvandana: if all the men were castrated, there would be fewer rapes.
imalegend: If there were less people, there would be fewer rapes.

Let's go Off The Record, Baby ¹

That's the name of the second single from my upcoming album tentatively titled "Baby! Baby! Baby!"

1. It's from Gtalk. Which is really the best IM client ever.

I want my identity threatened. I'm getting jealous of people who get their identity threatened.

The problem, of course, is that I identify only with myself.

Do I need to develop a split personality and identify with the other personality?

Do you suppose that there's someone out there with a split personality, but with both personalities identical? How would they ever know they have a problem? (Haha!)

(These may or may no be rhetorical questions.)

(rhetorical. rhetorical. can never get enough of that word. makes me feel smart everytime i use it.)

Have you noticed that Gods of all religions have one thing in common? Fragile egos.
You aren't allowed to insult or abuse them. That's always one of the top offenses.
Isn't that weird? You'd think someone who basically bloody owns everything would be a bit less sensitive, wouldn't you?

(If nobody replies, these are rhetorical questions.)