ga_woo: I wish I were more mature

Gavri Fernandez (

ga_woo) wrote,
@ 2006-03-15 22:16:00

I wish I were more mature
I haven't matured yet. Not completely, I mean.
In a lot of ways, I have matured. Like
           giving up on all my hopes and dreams (Check.),
           not telling people what I really think (Check.),
           worshiping money (Check.),
           no new friends in years (Check.),
           not thinking anymore that Bill Gates is the devil (Check.),
           realising it's George Bush (Check.)
and basically
           not happy to be alive (Check.)

Through all of this, one adult characteristic has eluded me: I do not feel the urge to watch TV programming that involves little kids dancing on stage.

Know what I mean? I still can't watch a dance competition for kindergarten kids. I don't get amazed by their talent wondering "how proud their parents must be".

I await the evening I settle down in front of the TV and think: Boy, I hope I find a channel with kids, dressed up as fairies and angels, shaking their hips to a nursery rhyme.
(Life's big moments, you know? Just like the evening I realised that letting snot dry up in my nose and removing it later in chunks wasn't fun anymore.)

Maturity: It's not just about the pubic hair.

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angiasaa
2006-03-15 07:41 pm UTC (link)

Quote:

Originally Posted by: ga_woo

Maturity: It's not just about the pubic hair.

Maturity: It's when all you have left, is just pubic hair. :o)

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	ga_woo 2006-03-16 11:05 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. Grey pubic hair is a great image. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	angiasaa 2006-03-16 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Totally! lol! When you need strong-hold hair-gel to hold your grey pubic hair within the confines of your underwear, you know you're too old and it's time to swallow some arsenic. :o) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	in my college hostel vijucat 2006-03-19 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	one guy to another : "fuck, that's the largest bottle of Parachute. open your chaddi" "WHY?!" "I'm sure you behenchuth are growing your pubic hair and using the oil to tie it into two neat pigtails. I hate pigtails, bastard" (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

Re: in my college hostel -

ga_woo, 2006-03-20 09:30 am UTC

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	subtle_blues 2006-03-15 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	TV programming? what programming is that? :P (Reply to this) (Thread)

	crabbycool 2006-03-16 03:41 am UTC (link)
	R . O . T . F . L . (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ga_woo 2006-03-16 06:58 am UTC (link)
	I don't get it. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	fox2mike 2006-03-16 07:42 am UTC (link)
	C Programming C++ Programming TV Programming Get it now? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	davenchit 2006-03-16 02:57 am UTC (link)
	This >I await the evening I settle down in front of the TV and think: Boy, I hope I find a channel with kids, dressed up as fairies and angels, shaking their hips to a nursery rhyme. implies >Maturity: when you're ready and willing to abuse your eight-year old niece (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ga_woo 2006-03-16 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Eeeeewwwwwww! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	crabbycool 2006-03-16 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I don't get amazed by their talent wondering "how proud their parents must be". you really need to go a long way. you're supposed to think like>> "i want a little kid like that. i want to gift my woman a little kid like that" i too am immature. i don't wear sports shoes with salwar kameez. ps: i am going to write an "i don't understand them" post now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ga_woo 2006-03-16 07:01 am UTC (link)
	you really need to go a long way. Shocking fact: I'm twenty-six years old. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	vaguelyalive 2006-03-16 09:50 am UTC (link)
	not thinking anymore that Bill Gates is the devil (Check.), realising it's George Bush (Check.) Agreed. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ga_woo 2006-03-16 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Word of the day: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	wishiwerealive 2006-03-16 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	hee hee... this one's got to be the funniest phobia Ithyphallophobia (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	kalyancreddy 2006-03-16 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Maturity: It's not just about the pubic hair., not anymore! giving up on all my hopes and dreams, bad worshiping money, bad not telling people what I really think, cannot, you think a lot, you are one crazy fellow (what'd they call u, a GEEK!) not thinking anymore that Bill Gates is the devil, good not happy to be alive, bad (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ga_woo 2006-03-17 09:37 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I know it's all bad. But what can I do? I grew up :D (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	A little ways back, but... splinterofchaos 2006-03-20 07:16 am UTC (link)
	The conversation's already left this topic but... When you're a parent, the word Lolita no longer refers to sex. (Metaphorically speaking) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: A little ways back, but... ga_woo 2006-03-20 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Ewwwwww again. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	metafizzics 2006-03-28 01:26 am UTC (link)
	been a while since you posted. what happened? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ga_woo 2006-03-28 12:00 pm UTC (link)
	Nowadays, I feel there _has_ to be something funny or smart in all my posts () Sometimes, I just can't think of anything, so I don't post. I know I've set myself up to get insulted there. Resist the urge. Thanks :D (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	darth_nater 2007-03-22 04:08 am UTC (link)
	I wouldn't consider any of those items proof of maturity. Maybe more of a jaded and bitter nature? (Reply to this)

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