Gavri Fernandez ([info]ga_woo) wrote,
@ 2006-04-02 19:55:00
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Life Hack #3 Part 1 (Kids Edition)
(This is for Indian School Kids)
This is for when you are in your classroom, it is your classmate's birthday and zhe is distributing sweets bench-by-bench.

You definitely wouldn't mind a toffee. But then, you don't really care a lot. It's just a toffee.
Problem is: nobody else knows that you don't care. And you definitely do care that they don't get the wrong impression.
This problem, unfortunately, gets way out of proportion. Where do you look while Birthday Kid in his/her colour-dress is moving with sweets bench-by-bench approaching you?

1) First of all, do not panic. Remember: You aren't the only one with this problem.

2) The ideal case is when you manage to convince everyone around you that you've actually forgotten that someone is approaching your bench with a box of sweets.

For this to work, you need to look elsewhere with great concentration and then do a double-take "realising" that you have to pick a toffee.

The double-take is difficult to pull off on the field and it's always better to practise at home.

Start by looking straight ahead. Then turn your head towards the right, but not too quickly. Don't linger in this position. Quarter of a second turned towards the right is optimum. Now turn your head back in the direction you came from about forty five degrees, then with a look of realisation on your face turn back forty five degrees. You are now looking towards your right. Smile.

Repeat exercise for the left.

If you have the confidence to pull this off, go for it.

3) If you have been practising the double-take for more than a week and still aren't good at it, I would recommend the Rooting For Your Pencil Box In Your Bag trick.

This has two variations:

1) You search for your pencil-box with your bag on your lap.
Pros: Those around you are less likely to doubt your motives. Useful if your desk doesn't have a lot of space underneath.


2) You search for your pencil-box in your bag that is under the desk.
Pros: Your face is hidden the whole time. There's less acting involved.


And you have to remember to leave your pencil-box _in_ your bag before-hand.

[To be continued]




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[info]fugney
2006-04-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
This is for when you are in your classroom, it is your classmates' birthday and zhe is distributing sweets bench-by-bench.
That was so hilarious :D

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-03 07:59 am UTC (link)
And it was all downhill from there?

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[info]ma7ur
2006-04-02 06:57 pm UTC (link)
nostalgia!

waitin for you to write more....

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-03 07:52 am UTC (link)
There is no more.

"[To be continued]" and "Part 1" are lies :D

I wrote most of that post down, it looked kind of incomplete and half-assed with only three tips the first of which is a corny "do not panic". So I just made it look like there's more :D

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[info]ma7ur
2006-04-03 12:29 pm UTC (link)
damn!

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[info]vyshnavi
2006-04-02 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Good post! :))

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[info]crabbycool
2006-04-03 02:19 am UTC (link)
hahaha!

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[info]kalyancreddy
2006-04-03 02:25 am UTC (link)
Gosh! I wish somebody taught me this when I was a school-going boy.

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-10 11:28 am UTC (link)
I did it for your kids.

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[info]santosh_t_reddy
2006-04-25 10:17 pm UTC (link)
You really think u'd bother to act? You are getting a toffee for free, hell with whose bday it is as long as you get a free toffee

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[info]kalyancreddy
2006-04-26 01:20 am UTC (link)
Hehe, it wasn't about getting a toffee for free, it was about getting it and still be giving a not-so-bothered about it look or feel!

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[info]santosh_t_reddy
2006-04-26 01:32 am UTC (link)
all of this when you were a kid!!! think of the possibility of occurance.

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-26 10:03 am UTC (link)
It used to happen in my class-room. Some guys exhibit such behaviour. They don't know where to look or what to do. It really happens in school.

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[info]santosh_t_reddy
2006-04-26 01:46 pm UTC (link)
Man, I never noticed. Everything was fine as long as I get a toffee

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[info]vaguelyalive
2006-04-03 05:58 am UTC (link)
So cute. Really. Wanna know the sad bit? I always do the pencil box thing when I'm embarrassed...only it's not the pencil box, it's the cellphone. :)

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-03 07:58 am UTC (link)
The cell-phone is quite useful at work when I have to walk down a long corridor and someone I like a lot (someone who is hot, basically) is walking down (up?) the corridor in the opposite direction. Where do I look? Where? WHERE?

Scrolling down my list of contacts on my cell-phone. That's where.

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[info]vyshnavi
2006-04-03 11:14 am UTC (link)
Haha. Come to think of it, so do I! :))

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[info]subtle_blues
2006-04-03 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Off Topic but was reminded of it:

Cadbury's Eclairs was the standard chocolate for all b'days.. frigging thing.. I hated it cause it sticks all over the teeth and wont come out!

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[info]wishiwerealive
2006-04-03 08:21 pm UTC (link)
coffee-bite in my place

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-03 08:24 pm UTC (link)
Are those the ones with wrappers that have a single-twist?

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[info]wishiwerealive
2006-04-04 05:03 am UTC (link)
the ones with the ad that went toffee-coffee-toffee-coffee-toffee-coffee

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-04 05:31 am UTC (link)
Yeah. I remember now. How could I have forgotten? Is that even available anymore?

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[info]wishiwerealive
2006-04-04 09:05 am UTC (link)
i guess it is.
sometimes when i feel really really shy i go for "1 toilet" or as some decent guys used to call it "1 bathroom"

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Ha Ha
[info]skorg
2006-04-05 06:27 am UTC (link)
Very good one and very true indeed. I did not do the pencil box stuff but had a variation on your double-take.

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Re: Ha Ha
[info]ga_woo
2006-04-05 08:26 am UTC (link)
You too? :-O
I didn't actually have this problem. It's based on observation of other guys. I especially remember one guy who did the bag-thing and guys who did the double-take. But I didn't really have this problem. I was surprised when my brother said that he had this problem too. And now you!

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[info]vijucat
2006-04-09 12:23 pm UTC (link)
You fucking weirdo. You'll never learn to....to... be "normal".

OK, actually I laughed my ass off!

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-10 11:28 am UTC (link)
So.....you had this problem?

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[info]vijucat
2006-04-10 02:29 pm UTC (link)
had? have. will have. will always fucking have.
The occassions change, the situations change, but I will never ever have an idea of what to do with people.

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-10 02:33 pm UTC (link)
So...I'm not alone? I'M NOT ALONE??!! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!! :D

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[info]vijucat
2006-04-10 02:39 pm UTC (link)
Did I tell you about that time in first-year Engg when I thought of an API for people? Everyone follows the same API, and conversations will never, ever, ever, never be awkward again.

Request, reply.
Or better : request, sex, bathroom, sleep.

I took a long time to get laid, as you can tell.

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-10 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Meh. The question is who makes the first request. This API doesn't solve anything.

Responses are easy, man. It's the requests that make the difference.

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-10 02:56 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I get it. The API is to reduce the amount of social contact you need to make.

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[info]dilkibaat
2006-04-13 02:16 pm UTC (link)
just stumbled by yr blog
yr s is one of the most interesting blog i have come across

adding u as a friend if thats ok with you
( do let me know if its not ok as well)

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[info]ga_woo
2006-04-13 02:20 pm UTC (link)
It's okay.

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[info]dilkibaat
2006-04-13 02:31 pm UTC (link)
thanks

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Hi
(Anonymous)
2006-04-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)
I came upon your journal during my inane browsing ..found the above post and the comments quite interesting..! So went ahead and read some of your older posts from the archives,at end of almost an hour..I realised I am gonna go crazy..if i continue reading this person's journal.As your Bio says,you really seem like a 'complete psychopath'!!.
Irrespective, I will definitely keep coming back for more weirdness :)
-Jo

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Re: Hi
[info]ga_woo
2006-04-21 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Comment whenever you come back. I'm a comment whore.

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[info]tomlinsonian
2006-06-25 06:17 pm UTC (link)
chala baagundi...
:)

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[info]ga_woo
2006-06-26 12:48 am UTC (link)
I don't understand. What language is that?

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sorry,
[info]tomlinsonian
2006-06-26 02:38 am UTC (link)
its what passes for telugu in Bangalore.
Very Nice, I said...

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Re: sorry,
[info]ga_woo
2006-06-26 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. I don't even know the telugu that is in Hyderabad, so don't worry :D

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[info]beast_666
2006-11-21 09:22 pm UTC (link)
First of all, do not panic
Muhahahaha
Check out my user pic..LOLz.. H2G2 rules

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[info]pritygirl
2006-12-18 03:00 pm UTC (link)
lol that is so true lol!!!
trying to ac that you dont care - actually you dont, but you dont want others to feel that you care. god that is so true.
i used to be sooo insecure abt that (not anymore)

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