Gavri Fernandez ([info]ga_woo) wrote,

How to speak to idiots Part 4

[info]subtle_blues reminded me about a certain type of human being.

Moron: If women dressed more conservatively, there would be fewer rapes.

You: If there were no women, there would be fewer rapes.

(Moron: That's brilliant. Why didn't I think of that before?)

Here are a few alternate brilliant observations:

If there were no men, there would be fewer rapes.

If men stayed indoors, there would be fewer rapes.

If women agreed to have sex with every man who asks for it, there would be fewer rapes.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET'S REDUCE THE NUMBER OF RAPES!!

Update:
[info]vandyvandana: if all the men were castrated, there would be fewer rapes.
[info]imalegend: If there were less people, there would be fewer rapes.
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[info]davenchit

May 12 2006, 12:01:14 UTC 6 years ago

Are you member of Dogbert's New Ruling Class? It contains weekly tales of induhviduals for your amuesment and teeth-gnashing. For example:

"Our company just announced that it was outsourcing one of our groups to India. At the meeting that was held to make the announcement, one of the people in a group closely related to the outsourced group (and is probably next to go) was asking a lot of questions as to the merits and wisdom of moving the jobs to India. Finally the manager running the meeting asked her, “Don’t you think that the people in India deserve to have jobs and have a better standard of living?” The room was completely silent (crickets chirping in the background). No one bothered asking any more questions. "

[info]ga_woo

May 12 2006, 13:44:38 UTC 6 years ago

I used to be a member. Didn't resubscribe after I change jobs two years ago and lost my old email address.

You do know that this isn't the best audience of that anecdote, don't you? :D

[info]davenchit

6 years ago

[info]ga_woo

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[info]vandyvandana

May 12 2006, 13:07:25 UTC 6 years ago

if all the men were castrated, there would be fewer rapes.

[info]ga_woo

May 12 2006, 13:42:29 UTC 6 years ago

I thought of this one, but decided I didn't want to sound too shrill.

[info]angiasaa

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[info]ga_woo

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[info]davenchit

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[info]angiasaa

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[info]pinak

May 12 2006, 18:09:35 UTC 6 years ago

If both men and women were drunk...then it wouldn't be a 'rape' in the first place... It would be a mutual-consent-sex-with-strangers :D

[info]ga_woo

May 12 2006, 18:31:13 UTC 6 years ago

You've had mutual-consent-sex-with-strangers?

[info]pinak

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[info]ga_woo

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[info]pinak

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[info]ga_woo

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[info]ga_woo

May 13 2006, 10:10:26 UTC 6 years ago

Planning to keep you indoors, actually.

[info]fatmuttony

May 14 2006, 15:21:39 UTC 6 years ago

If humans were hermaphrodites like earthworms, there would be fewer rapes?

*crosses fingers and hopes to make the cut*

[info]ga_woo

May 16 2006, 12:40:14 UTC 6 years ago

A hermaphrodite groped me once (nipple-tweak). Why do you think there would be fewer rapes?

[info]fatmuttony

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[info]raghunath

May 23 2006, 00:36:53 UTC 5 years ago

If men and women were gays and lesbians respectively, there would be no rapes at all.

[info]mike_higher

June 1 2006, 08:42:57 UTC 5 years ago

First, hi!

To raghunath & others: There are rapes within gay/ lesbian circles too. In India, since rape is very specifically defined, non-vaginal rapes, rape within a marriage etc do not get punished under rape. This is one of the reasons why a fuller review of rape, sodomy & child abuse laws is really called for...

Any non-consensual sexual activity should be construed as rape...

[info]ga_woo

June 1 2006, 11:38:09 UTC 5 years ago

Yeah, I actually forgot to reply to [info]raghunath's comment.

And hi.

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[info]ga_woo

August 22 2006, 22:29:20 UTC 5 years ago

LOL. That's funny. I can't even google "surpise sex" right now to find out where it's from. I'm at work and don't want the men in suits coming after me.

[info]dizigirl

August 22 2006, 22:20:27 UTC 5 years ago

Lovely, quite funny. I stumbled here from a friend's journal. Do you mind if I add you to continue reading?

[info]ga_woo

August 22 2006, 22:25:42 UTC 5 years ago

No, I don't. I'll probably add you too when I get to see your posts. They're all friends-only.

[info]dizigirl

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[info]ga_woo

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[info]imalegend

September 8 2006, 01:40:30 UTC 5 years ago

If there were less people, there would be fewer rapes.

[Found you by way of the interests meme and this post was too irresistable not to comment. ^_^]

[info]ga_woo

September 8 2006, 15:32:30 UTC 5 years ago

Updated the post :D

[info]imalegend

5 years ago

[info]ga_woo

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Anonymous

September 26 2006, 21:32:53 UTC 5 years ago

If more women were ugly there would be less rape

Name cbgaloot
Url http://www.givemetheinfo.com/blog/blogger.html

Rape is a crime of violence. Not an attempt at sexual gratification.
It is done to hurt the woman not to sexually satisfy the man. The only reason we equate it with sex is because sex organs are involved, even though one is being used as a weapon.

http://www.asu.edu/dps/police/rape2.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape

If rape were about sexual attraction ugly women would never be raped.

Hey there you go. :)

If more women were ugly there would be less rape.

[info]ga_woo

September 26 2006, 21:42:18 UTC 5 years ago

Re: If more women were ugly there would be less rape

I got a few other comments here saying the same thing, and I guess you people are right. I always thought rapes happen when a person gets too horny. But now that I think about it, the very fact that the person being raped is suffering should be enough to make the rapist lose his/her drive if it's just about the sex.

P.S: I'm getting quite a few anonymous comments lately. How did you find me?

Anonymous

November 24 2006, 01:24:24 UTC 5 years ago

if men were all vampires there would be fewer rapes

Anonymous

November 28 2006, 00:12:44 UTC 5 years ago

Human based-non-gender commentary:

If Human beings ever decided to drop their trauma drama emotional based lives, -(not to drop the use/experience from emotions-keep reading)- and develop something referred to as "emotional sobriety", most all of the so called problems we see in all of history would almost go away -overnight- because then folks would not react so much and actually plan what they say,think and do, in each moment of their existence, as opposed to all the baloney we see every moment of watching and experiencing humanity.

And now that you know, what are you working on to develop emotional sobriety?

William

(awareness21@yahoo.com- "awareness21" Yahoo Instant messenger/GAIM if Linux user.

Anonymous

February 6 2007, 03:57:54 UTC 5 years ago

Bullshit

You're an idiot. Why do women dress immodestly? It is to be sexually attractive. There is no other way to look at it. All your analogies are BS because, to put it simply, they have nothing to do with this fact - which is central to issues like harassment..etc. If you put a naked blonde in the street she is going to be harassed whether you like it or not. Of course, if men went blind or the world ended she can be spared of this, but the whole point is that she wants to be "wanted". Unfortunately these "wants" do get out of hand because they are a balance of human instinct and restraint, so why should we blame human instinct when it wins?

The purpose of seductive clothes is seduction. The purpose of men going out, having balls, existing..etc (your brilliant remarks) is not so, and these activities are thus irrelevant. Please try not to be so blatantly moronic in the future.

[info]ga_woo

February 6 2007, 14:59:23 UTC 5 years ago

Re: Bullshit

It takes a very special person to be sexually satisfied through rape. And I mean really fucking special.
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