| Gavri Fernandez ( @ 2006-05-12 17:02:00 |
| Entry tags: | idiotic sayings |
How to speak to idiots Part 4
subtle_blues reminded me about a certain type of human being.
Moron: If women dressed more conservatively, there would be fewer rapes.
You: If there were no women, there would be fewer rapes.
(Moron: That's brilliant. Why didn't I think of that before?)
Here are a few alternate brilliant observations:
If there were no men, there would be fewer rapes.
If men stayed indoors, there would be fewer rapes.
If women agreed to have sex with every man who asks for it, there would be fewer rapes.
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET'S REDUCE THE NUMBER OF RAPES!!
Update:
vandyvandana: if all the men were castrated, there would be fewer rapes.
imalegend: If there were less people, there would be fewer rapes.