Gavri Fernandez ([info]ga_woo) wrote,
2009-01-31 17:33:00
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My god is more abstract than your god.

There's this idea out there that the more abstract one's god is, the more respectable the belief.

"My god is beyond sex. My god is neither man nor woman."
"My god is neither human nor beast"
"Oh yeah? My god isn't even protoplasm"
"That's nothing! My god has no material substrate"
"Oh yeah? My god has no form"
"Oh yeah? My god isn't even in space"
"Ha! My god is beyond time and space"
"Pffft! My god is so abstract he is beyond logic"
"Oh yeah? My god is so abstract he is beyond being beyond anything"

Anyway, my point is that my god is so abstract he doesn't even exist.

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[info]subtle_blues

January 31 2009, 16:36:15 UTC 3 years ago

so you'll be posting on LJ once again?

[info]ga_woo

February 2 2009, 15:11:16 UTC 3 years ago

Definitely not as often as I used to.

[info]caprinus

February 2 2009, 15:48:28 UTC 3 years ago

So what drove you away? (this post vindicates my policy of never culling my flist for people gone MIA, no matter how long since someone's posted last)

[info]ga_woo

February 4 2009, 16:46:04 UTC 3 years ago

I don't know. New city. And then a new job. Also, a long commute. I don't have as much time as I used to. I've wanted to post this for a long time. I don't think I'll be posting much. Please don't unfriend me.

[info]oddnari

January 31 2009, 22:06:37 UTC 3 years ago

but.. but, my God is.

[info]ga_woo

February 2 2009, 15:25:00 UTC 3 years ago

Isn't is more abstract than is. I win. My God has a bigger dick than your God

[info]caprinus

February 1 2009, 12:11:00 UTC 3 years ago

A remarkable summation of Hindu theological debates, anyway!

[info]ga_woo

February 2 2009, 15:25:55 UTC 3 years ago

I should have started with how monotheism is more abstract than polytheism.

[info]suddenlynita

February 1 2009, 14:36:17 UTC 3 years ago

*chuckles*

Anonymous

February 2 2009, 05:25:54 UTC 3 years ago

redirect_to :back!!

Someone's back on the blogosphere!!!

Thanks for announcing to the world that you own an iPod touch. Your purpose has been achieved.

[info]ga_woo

February 2 2009, 15:15:45 UTC 3 years ago

Re: redirect_to :back!!

Hello. Please identify yourself.

[info]ga_woo

February 2 2009, 17:11:09 UTC 3 years ago

Re: redirect_to :back!!

Removed iPod Touch reference for now. Will put it back in a couple of days. Don't ask me why.

[info]vaguelyalive

February 2 2009, 17:18:02 UTC 3 years ago

Re: redirect_to :back!!

Why?

Anonymous

February 8 2009, 11:35:27 UTC 3 years ago

Re: redirect_to :back!!

Please keep your iPOD touch reference as it is! appreciate it.
btw, I thought you'd identify me thru the title of my comment...

[info]crabbycool

February 4 2009, 08:40:08 UTC 3 years ago

OMG!!!! You're back! *cries tears of joy!*

[info]ga_woo

February 4 2009, 16:50:47 UTC 3 years ago

*sniff* We're all back together again. [info]subtle_blues with her first comment. [info]vaguelyalive making a random comment after a day and you commenting after another couple of days. Now if [info]fugney and [info]davenchit make snarky comments about how there is no God and [info]angiasaa makes a comment after a week that I will never understand, it'll be JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.

[info]chetan_sastry

February 5 2009, 00:35:41 UTC 3 years ago

God is so abstract, all his methods are pure virtual.

You pray to him for something and then go do it yourself!

[info]walkingscarlet_

February 5 2009, 09:09:11 UTC 3 years ago

...or have someone else do it for you.

[info]ga_woo

February 24 2009, 14:50:50 UTC 3 years ago

My God is so abstract he's an interface.

[info]appaji

February 5 2009, 11:26:41 UTC 3 years ago

email me, please :)

[info]ga_woo

February 24 2009, 14:53:48 UTC 3 years ago

I suck at replying to emails :D

[info]ceramicprincess

February 9 2009, 17:45:07 UTC 3 years ago

I think I love you.

[info]ga_woo

February 24 2009, 14:53:19 UTC 3 years ago

My God is so abstract he's just love.
Also, I friended you.

[info]ceramicprincess

February 24 2009, 15:08:17 UTC 3 years ago

<3 Seriously, I think I love you. Marry me.

I love your journal. I have to admit to coming here from your meme, but your posts are very amusing!

Thanks and added back!

[info]wileyugyq

October 31 2011, 16:43:23 UTC 6 months ago

Keep posting stuff like this i really like it

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