subtle_blues reminded me about a certain type of human being.

Moron: If women dressed more conservatively, there would be fewer rapes.

You: If there were no women, there would be fewer rapes.

(Moron: That's brilliant. Why didn't I think of that before?)

Here are a few alternate brilliant observations:

If there were no men, there would be fewer rapes.

If men stayed indoors, there would be fewer rapes.

If women agreed to have sex with every man who asks for it, there would be fewer rapes.

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET'S REDUCE THE NUMBER OF RAPES!!

Update:
vandyvandana: if all the men were castrated, there would be fewer rapes.
imalegend: If there were less people, there would be fewer rapes.

One of the lessons I learnt in my transition from kid to adult is that most people, or at least most of the people around me (Pondicherry, Tamil Nadu), are idiots.
And by most people, I mean almost everyone.
And by almost everyone, I mean everyone but me.
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Moron: Even IMPOSSIBLE says "I M POSSIBLE"


You:

Wait a minute now. Did you think I was going to let you get away with that? Take a seat, will you? I want to understand this.

Is it your position that there is a relation between how this word is spelled and how the world works? Is that the assumption based on which I have to make sense of what you said? Okay, let me try to base my understanding of your sentence on that stupefyingly idiotic assumption.

What does "I M" mean? Is "M" short for "AM" in your world? Or is "I M" supposed to be "I'M"? Where's the apostrophe? These two are the only possibilities I can see. Nothing else even comes close. Let's pick "I'M POSSIBLE". "I'M" and "I AM" mean the same thing anyway.

So let's see now. I've added an apostrophe for you. It now says: I'm possible

HEY, LOOK AT THAT!! THE SENTENCE STILL MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE AT ALL!!!!

Fucktard!

Get out my sight.

Moron: "Hard Work never killed anyone."
You: "A bullet in the ass never killed anyone either."

Funny huh?
I'm thinking of getting into comedy when all our jobs move to China.