I wanted to be a people-person. That was until I realised that that the plural form of 'people-person' is people-people. "People-People" is like it's straight out of a children's story book.
"Hello, we are the People-People!! And we come in Peace-Peace."
Though I must admit, I do like being around people-people. I was cool with that until I realised that it makes me a people-people person and one among the People-People-People. Damn!

If you are on your way to catch an inter-state train but are too late and miss it...do you wish that there's an accident and everybody on the train dies so you could feel lucky and special?

shoan left. I can now get back to shitting on the sides of the bowl. (I have to do it that way. If I don't, water splashes on my ass - Someone I know first spoke about this problem and also provided a business-plan to make money off it. More details later.)

And about this whole paper and water debate, I need them both, okay? I need paper and water. One helps remove the coarse-grained material and the other works on the fine-grained material. Best tool for the job and all.

Could someone inform me when I jump the shark? I have no way of knowing unless somebody tells me. Thanks.

Noticed how they went for the happy ending in Madagascar by trying to pass fish off as non-sentient? Alex the Lion can eat fish because fish don't have feelings.
I couldn't let them get away with that.
I told my four-year old cousin that the fish that was cut up and eaten was Nemo. She was horrified. And cried herself to sleep that night. That'll teach those Hollywood bastards. Hahaha!

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aivalli either has an incredible sense of humour or is completely insane

Walked out halfway through the new Harry Potter movie.
Maybe I'm old and have lost my sense of wonder.

I'm pretty sure that if I were gay, I'd have gotten laid by now.

I got what I wanted. Two people said that I'm not creepy-looking.

Is there more to life than sex and the pursuit of glory? Am I missing anything?

You may think I'm a poser - one trying to act 'bad' to project a cool-and-sexy image.
This is far from the truth. And it would be quite distressing if y'all thought so.
For this reason, I'm listing down a few incidents in my life.
1) A month ago, at this shop I bought something at, I acted like I didn't have change on me. I wanted to break a hundred.
2) Once, I was in a real hurry to an exam and parked my bicycle in a no-parking zone.
3) I'll never forget the time I entered Sparkz with shorts.
There are more examples I could provide here. But as the ones I've listed here indicate, I'm badass.

I have nothing against letting my dick do the thinking. I just wish it would think long-term.

How many people do you think have not added me on LJ because "I'd like to add this guy, but I don't want to see his fucking user pic face all over my journal's comments" ?
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I'm back after my twenty-four hour sabbatical (Ha! Wanted to use that word too.)

I was just thrown out of a chatroom for dissing kids. Bah! Since when's being cute and dumb enough reason to be loved? That's so shallow.

You know these people whose favorite food is Curd Rice? I don't understand them.

Finally saw that "Woh Lamhe" song on TV. I used to think it was some gay-love song like "Dil Chahta Hai". Instead the whole song is a guy and a girl in a tub. Yuck!

Also I hate this song now. It's played out, okay? I can't stand watching idiots dancing to that song after almost a year (?).

If fugney were a girl, I'd marry her. If she were dumb enough to accept my proposal, I mean.

I can't believe I was actually asked to leave that chatroom. I'm going to kick a kid in the crotch just for that, first thing tomorrow morning.

subtle_blues just made her hundredth post. What a loser! I came in much later and I'm at one hundred and fifteen.

Corny post, yeah. Cause I've decided that if I'm going to be corny, I'll be the corniest person you've ever known! Yeaah Baaby Yeeeeaahh!