I wanted to be a people-person. That was until I realised that that the plural form of 'people-person' is people-people. "People-People" is like it's straight out of a children's story book.
"Hello, we are the People-People!! And we come in Peace-Peace."
Though I must admit, I do like being around people-people. I was cool with that until I realised that it makes me a people-people person and one among the People-People-People. Damn!

If you are on your way to catch an inter-state train but are too late and miss it...do you wish that there's an accident and everybody on the train dies so you could feel lucky and special?

shoan left. I can now get back to shitting on the sides of the bowl. (I have to do it that way. If I don't, water splashes on my ass - Someone I know first spoke about this problem and also provided a business-plan to make money off it. More details later.)

And about this whole paper and water debate, I need them both, okay? I need paper and water. One helps remove the coarse-grained material and the other works on the fine-grained material. Best tool for the job and all.

Could someone inform me when I jump the shark? I have no way of knowing unless somebody tells me. Thanks.